🕹️ TIMELINE BLASTAR

Welcome to Timeline Blastar

Timeline Blastar is a browser-canvas shoot-em-up where you blast posts from your X timeline into pixel dust, record clips of the destruction, and post the highlight back to the network you just demolished. It's a curiosity-exploration loop disguised as a shooter.

This wiki is the player's guide. If you want the short version: connect your X account on the start screen, click BLAST THE TIMELINE, and shoot whatever flies onto the screen. Hold space, mash 1–9, dodge what fights back. Read the rest if you want to play deeper.

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Two ways to play: kill or study

Most weapons in the hotbar exist to destroy posts — bullets, megaphone, nuke, meme-blaster, etc. But four extra guns sit in your inventory that exist to reveal instead: 📜 Wiki Gun, 💡 Grok Gun, 📖 Etymology Gun, and 🧠 Memetic Gun. Drag any of them onto a hotbar slot when you'd rather understand a post than blow it up.

The Memetic Gun in particular produces a shareable artifact — a 1080×1080 PNG breakdown showing the post's hook + every rhetorical device used — that's perfect for posting back to X to expose how the post worked. Full reference: Controls and weapons → Study weapons.

What is a "blast"?

A blast is one post being destroyed in your game. The post appears as the boss target — a card you can read, with a follower-count health bar, an avatar, and orbiting enemies. You shoot the post until it explodes into pixel debris. Your score (called HITS) is the total damage dealt across the session; the KILLS counter ticks every time a boss-post explodes.

When you blast a real X post, the game records a few seconds of footage on either side of the kill. That clip becomes a shareable artifact — see Video saving and sharing.

Free play vs. coins

You can play the FREE 𝕏 LEVELS (Daily Timeline, Shooting Stars presets like Elon / Trump / TBPN / MTS, Monster Timeline) as many times as you want once you're logged in with X. They draw from a server-cached corpus of recent X posts, so they cost us no live X-API calls and cost you no COINS.

The PREMIUM LEVELSBlast My Timeline (your own home feed, freshly fetched), Blast a Custom Handle, Blast a Custom Post — pull live from X. Those reads cost real money on our side, so we charge a small COIN amount per session. New players get a starter pack; you can buy more in the Coins Shop.

There are also MORE FREE TIMELINES — Hacker News, arXiv, PubMed, and Mix mode — that aren't X-based at all. They're great for warming up the reflexes between X sessions.

Anti-FAQ — what Timeline Blastar is not


Looking for a developer doc, a roadmap, or contact info? Those live elsewhere — this wiki is for players. For business inquiries see Imprint.